OLD MEN ARE NICER,SMARTER.

An old guy was in mall the other day, pushing his shopping trolley around, when he collided with a young guy also pushing a trolley.

He said to the young  guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate"

The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other out. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy  says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with long blond hair,  green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight  white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy said, "Doesn't matter. C'mon, Let's  look for yours."