Laughter Makes The World Go Round.

John's teacher sent a note to his mother, saying :
'John seems to be a very bright boy,
but spends too much of time thinking about girls. '
The mother wrote back the next day :
' If you find a solution, please advise me.
I have the same problem with his father ! ' 

When I was young I used to pray for a bike,
then I realized that God doesn't work that way,
so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
' Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,
but I never told them anything !! '